I was watching reruns of How I met your mother last night and I heard Ted say something like Don’t we want someone who doesn’t just TOLERATE our little quirks and flaws but actually LIKE them? and I thought to myself, well I must have done something right because I have Niro who allows me (and sometimes even sings along) to sing songs with my Anne Curtis-like voice, does the Waka-waka body shake dance with me, says “I love you too” whenever I say “I love you
penisface”,calls me attractive whenever I distort my face in ways one cannot imagine, treats my 11 year old doll like an actual person, watches Season 2 episode 19 of how I met your mother repetitively and laughs at the same jokes each time with me and tells me that my armpit smells good despite my bad sweating. I can enumerate a lot more but the readers might think we’re a disgustingly sweet couple, so for once, I will save us the shame and keep my mouth shut.I love you!
